Translator – The Clown
Name: The Clown
Species: the Jester Race
Titles: The One who lacks Sleep, The Linguist
Techniques: Quick Translation, Crappy Translation, Boke and Tsukomi Translation
Weaknesses (?): Loneliness, pressure, boredom, mimes
Clown: Wait a second! Why are you revealing all this information?!
Pierrot: What’s wrong with it? This should be more fun.
Clown: No! Remove it now
Pierrot: Oh, look! A mime is coming this way!
Pierrot: Just kidding… too late, the Clown ran away. So… oh, right. This is what she was supposed to say: the Clown is a graduate student with some free time. Born in neither United States nor Japan, but is relatively fluent in both languages. This is our first project, so there might be some bumps on the road, but we hope you bear with us.
–turns the page–
Pierrot: Umm… copyright: we do not intend to violate the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA). Any content that is in violation will be promptly removed upon request. In such case, we will post a notice regarding content that was removed. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.
Clown: For any questions or concerns please contact me either via the comment function or directly at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Editor – AK
Name: AncientKaiser (AK)
Race: Half Editing Leech, Half Mortal
Titles: Ninja Editor, Leech, Editor
Magic: Wishes he had Magic
Technique: Ninja Editing, Editing, Meh Editing
Weaknesses: Weak willed, boredom, Fast Translations, Stage fright
Ak: *cough* Ahem *cough* May I have your attention please!
*silence coupled with a tumble weed*
Ak: Yes, yes, thank you for your applause. I know how brilliant I am *flicks fringe*
*more silence with more tumble weeds*
Ak: Anyhow, I am Ak, Clown-sama’s esteemed Editor who will be doing sneeky edits from this day forth.
*Unknown man shouting* You’ve been here for a few days though.
Ak: Silence you! Stop ruining my introduction to fame! *more coughing* Anyhow, back on topic.
*takes out que cards*
*Unknown woman* Get of the stage please, your time is up.
Ak: What?! No! Please, a few more minutes! Don’t ruin my future! HAVE A SOUL!
*gets dragged off stage by Viking Clowns*